Mom! I can't think of anything to write!
Well dear, how about one of those fascinating "(Insert Actor Name) would love to play (Insert Character name) again" articles. People are just amazed that actors like making money and being in front of a camera.

It's right next to one of those Wigs n' Crack stores.

UPDATE: The AVCLUB would like to sincerely apologize. The program that evening will be the soundtrack from MOONLIGHT.

For the love of God, just tell us where you are! We'll get you out!

I'm betting on California.

Okay, if it's a franchise and you make a new movie that starts it all over again like the other movies never happened, that's a REBOOT, right?

Hey man, it's always 1978 somewhere!

We are all Schneider.

Yeah, sure but he'll just talk about his art collection.

No I can't. I have no shame.

I do the same thing but with farting.

How many bottles? How much do you want for them?

You'd be surprised.

How far back in time would we have to go to see the same results from a survey about cigarettes?

Will it make a sober evaluation and talk you out of making a huge mistake?

Shouldn't you call somebody or film it or something?

And studios are cheap and time travel is an easy way to use all those left-over costumes and sets.

In the pic above, why is he punching himself? Surely he has people who can do that for him.

“I’m a nothing…"

Congratulations Mr Moynihan, this is your key to the restroom. Please do not share it with Mr Jost.