I'd like to be unplugged from The Matrix now. Please.

Yeah, but it was all about the sex with those two.

Hands? Anybody?

You…what? I…

Starring Amy Schumer!

Apparently you've never played any of the Final Fantasy games. I can do all those things while plopped.

The backward compatibility has limited appeal to me. The older games are either ones I've already beaten or not interested in. And those old games look like crap on the xBone.

In a related story, Mark Hamill would be okay with that too.

He was the real winner last year but Julianne Moore mistakenly read DiCaprio's name.

He had a note from his mom.

No we amn't.

Why does The Academy have such a hard time putting on a live show?

Yes. Yes it is.

That will teach them!

It was The Sixth Monkey.

Heaven.

Doesn't he have people who can throw his trash in a dumpster?

Hey, hey Pop, come on buddy. Take it easy. How about me and you just talk? How's that sound? Now how about you come on away from the ledge there and sit down. Make yourself comfortable. Want a smoke? Everything's cool, buddy.

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But mamma, I'm old enough for a full dose!