Three bathrooms? Really? Seriously. If you want to piss standing up, come on in. Want to go someplace clean and quiet, cool, go ahead. But three bathrooms? Really?

You should have thought of that BEFORE, Mr Greene.

I had "whore with a heart of gold."

too soon.

You get Dinty Moore notifications?

That's not a head. It's a space station.

Duh. Everybody knows gingers have no genitalia and reproduce by evil magic.

Yes.

Okay, got it. Thanks. Sorry for all the, you know.

No, but "They Live" was pretty cool.

Because it would bomb?

You got it! First, freeze them using liquid nitrogen. Then, carefully file down the edges to a fine sharp edge. Hold a burger in each hand, smile and when you're close enough BAM! go for the neck!

Fusion? Really? Why, wasn't ConTV returning your calls?

You're thinking of Backdoor To The Future.

"Actor Confirms He'd Be Happy to Star in That Sequel."

Updated Update: Nobody over the age of 12 cares.

Yawn. Want to watch old people argue? Ride the bus.

Well, he certainly nailed the title.

Or maybe a writer of some kind?

It will be (repeat as necessary)