(okay, but you still have to repeat Basic)

A worthy attempt, but you know it's not supposed to be a question.

My multiverse-spanning musical trilogy based on The Fermi Paradox: $0

I'd have enjoyed it more if I hadn't seen Eastbound and Down first.

Okay, don't tell me what the "surprising number" is! Let me guess.

ewwwww burrrrrrnnnnn

The Rolling Stones!

'who makes a team of “desk jockeys” into covert field agents.'

One?

This can't be a comic book. Why isn't anyone wearing a cape? Where are the gravity-defying boobs? Shouldn't someone be trying to explode the world or something?

Don't be a quitter!

Stop it! Hamill might hear you!

Trust me, that's a very ineffective defense.

So that's where Shia LaBeouf comes from.

*Safety Tip*

Nope.

He can't be any worse than someone calling themselves "The Great Ghouldini".

Or even worse, reporting on a Michael Rapaport podcast.

Meh, she's still funnier than Dane Cook.

my eyes…the horror…nothing…nothing will ever be funny again…