If WW3 is started by Twitter, we all deserve to die.

Go ahead. Pick any open mic night at any club, every town has one.

and you are…?

Or you can choose not to. It's really up to you. Just let us know as soon as. Hey, whatever or however this all goes down, I just want to say Thanks.

Well, SOMEBODY has been into my cocaine!

BigTimeHollywoodExec: "Um, yeah. That's it. An alternate thingy, like you said."

No, I said "phone", I'd like to use your….never mind. thanks.

Okay! Ready? GO!

uh, no.

How many free passes is this mediocre talent going to be given?

Live long and whatever.

Tonight, Fox Television begins a new series. A series unlike any other. A series ripped from today's headlines with a message of hope for a troubled world.

He throws cards at people. Cards that have energy in them.

Or before it started. I don't get this show. Sorry, it's supposed to be funny, right?

Dr Cop: House-flipping District Attorney and Cupcake Baker.

Your bar has walls?

And the other Priest said: Gerble! Sindy for zepppis and freep alla tonnny.

Crap, I could never afford one of those. How much for a Lindsay Lohan?

Goyer.

Bach, Black and Yorke? Didn't they sing a cover of "Sister Golden Hair" at Burning Man?