And you never will.

I can't wait for the catchy music video where Will dances with the elephant.

She needs a better agent or she could learn from Kutcher and start playing every role like an over-caffeinated chimp.

Typical NaziBabyBoomer.

Their uniforms are pretty snappy looking.

We know! Would you just roll dice already!?!? This is taking forever!!

I vote for:

You should wait until somebody asks you.

Wow! SNL is going to broadcast TWO great shows! Finally!

We still blame you guys.

Secrets are complicated. I like shows that don't confuse me. Like sit-coms! Those are better. One guy says something, then the other guy makes him feels stupid and the audience laughs so I know when to laugh too. See? Easy!

"And aren't they just the cutest when they want to play Hide-and-Seek? They cover themselves with mud and sit there like they're invisible! Adorable!"

I hope they washed them first.

Without wrinkles but with sharp creases!

Yeah, she's doing pretty good.

A jury of peers, right? 12 good men and true, who speak Klingon, are virgins and not overly concerned with hygiene.

If those of us who enjoy movies can't expect people to show up before the feature, stfu during the movie or not bring in outside food in a large, noisy paper bags full of pop rocks, how the hell can we expect people to put their phones in some magical "polite" mode?

S1 is pretty slow, but it's worth the ride for setting up S2. But "Frank Frink"?

Dude…I'm…what?

I would totally debra her right in the…sorry, I'm not very good at this.