*wipes off oil. gets dressed. exits quietly.*

BigTimeHollywoodExec: "Except this time, it's two broads pretending to be dudes in a fire station! Huh? How much do you love it? We'll get some fat chick to be the funny one."

and Batman vs Superman

She demanded to play Electra's sister but they ran out of spandex.

Yeah, his script had more prison rape scenes than you'd normally find in a Marvel property, so it was a pass.

I hope it's some lonely dude kissing his dog at midnight. That'd be so freaking hot!

Thank you all very much and the same to you!

Oh, okay.

2016, I'm going to kick you square in the nuts if you do this. No! Hear me? I said NO!

Tom Arnold (budget male escort)

Hey! Watch it! You're dripping all over the floor!

The name's Tylenol…James Tylenol.

It's not technically a "remake" unless he's remaking the first (or 2nd) adaptation. This is the third "adaptation".

"Original" Not "remake" not "reboot" not "regurgitated".

Do we really need a "star" filled celebration? How about we just pretend we hired a guy to do a job and now he can go do it?

Coming next summer:

Yes, but you have to be strong enough to walk away from the keyboard.

Lena Dunham tries to be funny? Really? When?

Season 11 and it's great.

Come on, get over here! You need a hug! Right now.