That guy is so negative!

Until he realized, "Hey I've got a whole ship full of choices!" So he tricked her to going back into stasis and woke up the smoking hot redhead he's been eyeing. That got old after 6 months, then he realized, "Hey…."

BigTimeHollywoodExec: "No! You go to Hell!"

Nailed it.

And because they were all written by committee of idiots.

It should be. (Okay, maybe not those words exactly, but something like that.)

Hey! What are you guys talking about? I thought I heard one of you say something about True Detective Season 2, but you didn't, right? I'd hate to have to call the authorities. Nobody wants that do they? Of course not. Now why don't you two talk about nice things like the election or what Apple is doing next.

Try telling him you just don't want him coming around anymore. Be respectful but be honest with him. If he still comes around with his same scripts over and over, then change the locks.

Gee, an actor has expressed interest in working? Wow! Amazing stuff!

When did Hollywood turn into a senile old fart who tells the same story over and over?

Where's the first part of this article where the writer explains what the hell they're talking about? Why is "Broad City" so offensive to this Buress fellow? How do we know this came from a Trump supporter?

*snicker* A payphone? *giggle* Oh Third World! You so silly!

Sasquatch will try to sing too loudly until Shaman tells him to stfu.

A bacon overdose would be more Canadian, eh?

A story ripped from today's headlines! A story you only thought you knew! A story which demands to be told!!!!

So, they decided not to capitalize on a controversial event, blow it all out of proportion to push forward a specific political agenda hiding behind a poorly constructed script with lame dialogue and an incredibly bad third act reveal?

Who is he running as?

Well, that just sucks. Now we'll never know what happens next to all those nutty characters! Us sci-fi fans just can't catch a break.

Yeah, but he changed his name to Ben Obi so he's completely invisible now.

"But I ordered the pouting child!"