It's become LOST 2: SEARCH FOR A PLOT

It's not that it was written by five DUDES, the confusing thing is that it took FIVE dudes to write this.

Like she does in every movie she's in?

Something with unicorns should do it.

They're walking backwards, so it's okay.

Awesome! Because there were so many unanswered questions at the end of the first one!

It took an intervention of 11 friends, but I finally stopped wearing mine. I still have my fanny pack and sometimes, late at night, I wear it.

Not until you got that sweet upgrade to a full megabyte of RAM!

So, Dunk and Egg anyone?

Best.Villain.Ever.

"the most cataclysmic event the world has ever seen."

Like you always do: with an obvious pun and jazz hands.

As the smoke from the battle cleared, Duke and Sgt Carter found Pyle crouched on top of a Nazi corpse, repeatedly bashing it with a rock while muttering, "Sha…ZAM! Sha…ZAM! Sha…ZAM!"

I love it when he talks like a creepy baby! LOL Oh, that is the best! Who needs funny material when you can just say anything in a funny voice? Comedy Gold!

"flawed folk hero"? You mean "drunken idiot", right?

Oh good. A movie about Al Capone. Finally.

AVClub

I was mildly irritated by the whole "new" cable business since I've got just enough micro-usb accessories to match all my gear, but you…YOU…just made it all wonderful. <sniff> No more putting on my glasses so I can tell which way the plug is facin? It's a new day, the sun is shining and the future is now.

So your Tech Support Department quit after the dreaded Windows 98 Upgrade Disaster and nobody at your company noticed?

Yeah, I was surprised when I saw Google Pixel did the same thing. Don't you love having to toss away all those awesome micro-usb accessories? SCIENCE MARCHES ON!