He tried having hair from his feet transplanted but it smelled horrible.

But by the time you get to the sixth sequel in a franchise, you need fresh ideas.

Oh boy! Jessica and her gal pals hit the big city for a night of drinking and dancing! Truths will be told! Friendships destroyed! And someone will fall in love!

Comedies?

How many steps does it take him to run a yard?

Well, I think ya'll better just mosey on in to town with me and have a jaw with the Sheriff anyway.

Yeah, "accidentally".

He's Tiny Tim for our generation!

So, they were able to capture David Goyer and return him to Hell? DC might have a shot then.

He always says her sweaters are too big for him.

Totally worth it.

Yep, that's how it works. Shane will definitely be contacting you soon. Congratulations!

"normal" people and "regular" people? Not in AVClub!

With great power comes mediocre reboots.

Kevin who?

Your terms are acceptable.

Gee, Facebook posts which are embarrassing and irrelevant?

Dr Who Da Man!

In a dark basement, a Star Wars fan is frantically writing down all the names of each inhabitant of Alderaan in order to form a snarky response.

No we can't - Everyone else