"American Icon"?

SuperPunchyPower is okay. It's better than the ability to talk to magnets or Smell-Vision.

Even when SNL had good writers, I think they'd have found it difficult to satirize this ridiculous parody of an election.

Ugh. Just give a life-time contract to AC/DC and be done with it.

Who?

Or Bruce Willis. Or Kevin Costner. Or Helen Mirren. Or Jackie Chan. Or Harrison Ford. Or…jeez, HWood, give some actors under 60 a chance.

Fun Fact: All the animals were real, the little kid was computer-generated!

If you can't write, sue your way to success!

Oh, I get it. It's funny because he's old and cranky.

So, why is this a thing?

You guys keep making jokes, but I do not intend on being surprised by ZombieCapote and will sit here in the dark with my shotgun until I know he's gone.

stupid sounding

Or the unholy love child of Chip N' Dale.

He's funny because he's loud.

Me too!

Right, it was the main character's name that stopped it's publication. You know, because there's no way that could've been changed to something like "The Murder of James Patterson."

I was thinking the 18th century maybe, but then I remembered The East India Trading Company.

"Imagine a terrifying dystopia where every aspect of our lives is controlled by omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent corporations."

I'd rather see Jimmy Fallon violated on television.

That totally ruined the movie for me. That and the shitty writing.