Yeah. That's why. < audible eye roll >

"Ending an interview early won't make this go away."

Okay, we'll meet halfway: Makeboot the rere. Okay?

If you stare into his eyes long enough….

They should reboot the remake.

He said it WASN'T Gwyneth Paltrow!

Whatever the cause, Al craps all over what would otherwise be a very nice story about some guys who have a unique hobby!

And if he sees his tiny shadow, we'll have 6 more weeks of winter!

Try walking for 20 minutes a day, drink more water and eat fresh fruit and veggies for lunch a couple of times a week.

So, AV CLUB comments are worth the read but nothing else?

Oh yeah.

Dude, go find someone/anyone to help you with that giant wad you've been building up. You'll feel so much better.

As soon as it's over, I promise I'll take a few dozen.

So, none of his actions will impact the story's outcome in any way?

And you know, if you keep pulling on it, it'll never get better.

Well pasted, sir.

No, I am gnot.

*jaws unhinge, swallows nearest mammal whole*

Yeah, his dissertation on the use of the word "literally" killed Grandma.

Have you collected all his letter ratings and compiled them to see if they spell a message?