Yeah, but in a way, that headline kind of makes me want to play that game.

"Why he thought anyone else needed to see this glorified family favor is a true mystery."

Wait, you add sugar to lemon juice then you drink it? So lemonade with no water? What are you? Some kind of hybrid-terminator-cyborg from the future? What do you want from us?

Why, thank YOU so very much! We try our best, we really do!

Those…those aren't <shudder> billiard balls.

He's just remaking old Dick Van Dyke episodes and tossing in some techy-sounding stuff he heard on Big Bang Theory.

so…much…awesome…

Depends. How much you packing, big boy?

You've been waiting 25 years to make that comment.

Okay, you got.

So, if you're a Christian, it's sort of like the Bible story and if you're not, it's sort of not.

A lack of sufficient brain-power or energy to reach for the remote control?

Careful, CarrotTop has the strength of a small pony and is prone to homicidal roid-rages.

Or Ask Jeeves Smith.

Nope. Sorry, he's not funny. Can't revise history like that. They tried. It was part of the whole, "If they like Crocodile Dundee that much, they'll like anything from Austrailia." period of our history which some of us want to forget.

People still tell my ex-wife that.

Shame because he's lost a bunch of weight recently.

Father KickAss: [cracks knuckles] "Yeah, we got this."

Damn you, AV CLUB.

Meh, made me want to watch reruns of "No Heroics"