Mr Leto, your terms are acceptable.

Leave it to a member of The Greatest Generation to come up with a solution for us all. Thanks, Clint!

You mean DEADPOOL?

Well, thanks! Now you've RUINED it, you insensitive clod!

And with several predictions for it to break 100M opening weekend, Mr Ayer was heard to mutter "eat me, tomato."

You'll get my B-list and C-list villains when you…ow…pry them out of…stop!…my clammy…okay, here! Ow! Quit it!

Is that Sterling Archer as Bruce Wayne/Batman?

You're correct.

Pity? Party of one?

I'd suggest "The Colour Out of Space" or "At the Mountains of Madness".

I already did.

And I just bought the rights to "The Ding Dong Song". HA! Eat it, suck-ahs!

You mean like on YouTube, Amazon Streaming, DVD collections or (gasp) torrents?

Oh boy! Everybody's favorite French cat-rapist is getting a feature!

"I'm trying to find the energy."
"From beyond the grave?"
"No. To stand up."

There are significantly less happy, welcoming puppies on this side of the border though.

NO!

Yeah! And Firefly! Tell them about Firefly!

Coincidentally, my local store was called "Best Video Store" and they had a membership level called "Movies Unlimited"!

Oh shit!
[Grabs tape of "Police Academy 3" - races to where Blockbuster was]