I'm working as fast as I can but there's so many bears!

That's silly.

White people dancing never gets old.

An article about Alex Jones published on the same day as an article about Bill Hicks?

Sorry, that's me. I'll open a window.

"What do we call it? I don't know. It's a monkey in space, right? Do the math and stop bothering me."

Upvoted for the sheer Nic-Cagie-Crazy voice I hear in my head when I read your comment.

Sounds like non-stop shit to me.

Same here. If they'd bothered to spend a buck or two that scene really could've been impressive.

*SHIN BONE SHATTERED BEYOND REPAIR*

Okay! I'll wait behind those bushes! You crouch down behind that old car!

Meh, I'll wait for the miniGameCube

Of course, all these games have been completely remastered to look awesome on my giant 4K tv, right?

Weedologist? Leafcutter? Smoketender?

Kathy Bates will destroy all challengers.

and the xenomorph says, "Sorry, guys. Can't stay. I'm Amish."

Then he farted loudly, rolled over and went back to sleep.

What about all the boys he DIDN'T fondle?

And felt us how to think!

Or Splooger.