They are aided by an undercover operative, Talky Ratstein.

…And promptly lost it again.

Will you accept a Jay and Silent Bob reunion?

Hey, that's really great! Good for you. Now, carefully put it back where you found it and burn your clothes.

Actually, it was oregano. I was going to tell the judge but I forgot.

Wow, look at that photo. She is so getting ready to kick somebody's ass.

We're going to need a bigger helmet.

So this is where all the Grateful Dead fans go now?

(and punch lots of people in the face)

Very good, sir. Perhaps sir would care to see the wine menu?

Yeah, but in all fairness to Cap, he did punch Hitler hard enough to make a giant spark! That's not easy.

That's me. Sorry. I sold it to buy magical beans. Then I sold the magical beans for weed.

"… 100000 more people mispronouncing the title?"

36 Monkeys?

There were actual words in Civil War? Okay, if you say so.

I thought they nailed it in Civil War and I'm looking forward to this movie, but "Homecoming"?

Ha! I challenge you to a battle then.

I submit this to be the one, true and rightful comment.

I would totally click on that.

[storms out of cabinet meeting while playing riff from "Hot For Teacher]