“if you need your public profile to be all positive, you’re sick.”

Giant man-boobs

And you're already in Human Trials? Excellent.

1) That the US Presidential race is suspended until we can find some real candidates and until then, we all have to be really responsible for our own actions.
2) They announce the GHOSTBUSTERS remake/reboot was just a big prank and they're very sorry for even thinking it.
3) Who really killed JFK.

Was his opinion that it wasn't a film or that it wasn't incredible?

Of course it's not! (unless I'm being sarcastic too)

Reject Titles: "The Smear", "The Culture", "Ewwww" and "Did Someone Really Write This?"

Doo…it! Doooo…it! DOOOOO…it!!

Val Kilmer

Anybody (or anything) but Goyer.

"It's got a pulse! There's still a chance damnit! Hold on, you bastard! Just hold on!"
beep…beep…beeeeeeeeeep……

Still a better title than "Idiocracy".

It sounds like shit-ish.

And like the game, they'll promise Jake Gyllenhaal and deliver Michael Chiklis.

Next time, just go into the light.

Luthor was based on the incorrect public perception of N. Tesla spread by the true evil genius, T. Edison!

This just in…Hollywood: ROCK LOCK FOR DOC!….

Angelina Jolie?

Well, okay. If you say so. Can you at least transfer me? I want to talk to your supervisor.

True (was he wearing a shoulder-holster?) but that is kind of like saying the bread of a shit sandwich was one of the better things.