And Bond never got anal either.

You left out four or five other possible choices, you insensitive clod!

Show your work.

"everyone else…"?

"Had"?

Wait here! I'll go check!

Pauly Shore was a "celebrity"?

(beat you by five seconds. I love you with all my heart, my Qweef.)

So, everybody in Hollywood then?

Five pennies? (you said you expected a joke.)

"Chances are slightly higher that people will find things to laugh at in The Do-Over.."

You're right. This is so unrealistic! They're ignoring basic science!

My mom did the same thing. Except it was on Halloween.

Have you tried Craigslist? Some of the older ones are pretty reasonably priced.

AVClub: We have a spokesperson!

Grammar seems to be kicking your ass though.

The last thing Franklin Richards did was make us think they're all just comics.

So, you're…happy?

Excellent choice, sir. And how would you like her cooked?

Thank god! We're saved! It's FEMALE IRON MAN!