I did. Didn't work.

You mean like Dan Rather continuing to have a career talking about people who've actually accomplished something? Like…I'm doing right now….?

I thought he was going to play football with a bunch of dead famous people.

Upvoted for being a possible Warren Ellis fan.

It's okay. You're allowed.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS…OW! SHIT!

Real men always have pockets full of ground beef, princess!

I really enjoyed Seventh Son, but I missed the beginning. How did Rooster Cogburn get in that weird fantasy world?

My god! No wonder there are no doughnuts in the future! YOU BASTAAAARD!

Too many cartoons. That's why the only job you can get now is Contract Killer or Vigilante. And you could've been dentist like your brother. <sigh> Did you ever call my neighbor's son? The manager at Lowe's?

Not much sarcasm out your way, is there?

I'm looking forward to lots of snarky comments about topical items in the news! You know, the stuff MST3K is known for!

Your speculation intrigues me.

Ah, that explains the crying.

[wipes mouth, raises hand slowly, eyes on the floor…]

He's the one who cries a lot, right? I can't stay up that late.

You are sog right!

I'm in. Let's do this!

You are drinking it and not doing something…you know…dangerous with it right?

Seconded.