"We know. Be quiet."

Bite them back.

It's a what now? Damnit! The email invite said it was piss. All I brought was piss and now you're telling me it's a shit fight? Uncool!

Oh yeah, well I HATE AC/DC and I'll run away from anyone who disagrees with me faster than anything!

"…And that's when I realized….(choked whisper)…I realized…

I know I did.

Why does everybody hate Patton Oswalt!?! Okay, he's annoying, but "Fear Demon"? That's just mean.

Hey now! That's just ri-DONK-ulous!

Yes. A loud, annoying, one-note thing.

Who's got the time for that!?! Is there a comic version?

"Sometimes a dick is just a dick" - Freud

Caring deeply about dolls…that's imbalanced…somehow…

I don't share my universe with anybody. It's mine and I have no idea if you're hands are REALLY clean.

I met him at ComicCon. Stood in line for two days to hear his famous anecdote about Bill Murray glancing briefly in his general direction. It was like being there; a wondrous experience.

Sorry, I tore my eyes directly from my skull once you used "oeuvre" in relation to McG's movies.

He's that guy in Apocalypse Now who get's killed after the Vietnam War. Like 50 years later or something!

Yeah, he's still got one good leg.

If only it was that easy.

I feel the same way about McG movies.

“We will conquer this wilderness,” insists the father.