*Smiles at Pop Culture Physicist, then DrFlimFlam, then at camera, then at large bowl of frozen yogurt.*

I still would.

That's what she said.

He glares good.

How big is the towel?

"Send in Vanilla Ice!" Bill Hicks as Satan.

Alright then. I will do as you suggest.

"doesn’t feature a Stan Lee cameo"

Really? I'm shopping a book. Will it help if I bang my cousin?

I HATE that idea!

You are thinking about this too much because you are crazy too. In fact, none of this is really happening.

Doesn't matter how crazy everyone else is, Cage will be their king.

Gosh! Hazing is just awful! When will the nightmare end?

Yes, she was very popular among boys who call porn "masturbation fodder".

So are boobs and they're pretty sexy.

"Hey, excuse me for a bit, I've got to 'pull my campaign ad', if you know what I mean."

Yes. On two busboys and a limo driver.

The cigar. The desperate woman's prop since forever.

I know that trick! No way am I reaching in there!

GLaDOS? *sigh* will you ever be mine?