I didn't. I just wear a condom.

Whoa, hold on! You're telling me Cortana talks to other guys? Seriously! Since when? No, you're fulla crap! She wouldn't do that! She and I are perfect together! She wouldn't! She just wouldn't!

They have medical research scientists working on computer programming? Now wonder Microsoft products are so screwy! That explains everything!

A Microsoft Toaster?

And then it bangs your laptop.

SHUT-UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!

So now we're writing responses to comments about comments about articles…that…damn. This is complicated.

Drunken, shrieking, hair-pulling CAT-FIGHT!

Except for the ones that secretly aren't.

One of the things about OHMSS I thought was intriguing was the way the fight scenes were filmed. They have an almost pre-MTV music video quality to them with all the quick cuts and frenetic pacing.

And get this!! CORONATION STREET is set in….where they…?

Fake. I don't see Westeros or Dragons or anything from Monty Python.

"Well, back in my day…"

Cosby.

Threesome with…uhh, no. I'm good. Thanks, but definitely no.

CAAAAAATFIIIIIIIGHT!

"Captain! Romulan warships approaching!"

XXXL sized red shirt has been issued.

No, don't be ridiculous.

And that Global thingy. Is it warming or cooling now? I forget.