Umm, she's fat? That's all I got. Sorry.

Really? Like mine maybe? Wow, that'd be awesome!

That's a trick question. I can't remember anything without looking…it…what were we talking about?

You must be great at getting the crowd warmed up for her.

No. Is she hiring? Who should I contact? Do you know somebody? Can I send you some spec work to send to her? I've got a website! Where you going? Can I walk with you for a minute? Hey, let go! I was just him asking a question!

Will she be stealing dramatic lines from other actors?

Shouldn't she pretend she wrote a children's book first?

Dear Sir,

Kids today.

You're doing great!

YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED ONLINE WITH MEEEEE!!!

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"downloading"

I believe you are correct. It required the massive storage which only the latest in Compact-Disk technology could provide.

We know and that's what we love about you!

Maybe it's because my expectations were so low, but I thought Ridiculous 6 was hilarious. Sandler wisely chose to keep his role fairly minor and let the rest of the cast get all the laughs.

Then again, maybe not. This is one of those conversations that could end up with me explaining it all to a guy who's not smiling

So, where you heading this time around? I admit I've not done the research your recommend, but I'm open to advice.

Bouncing Boy. Iron-Eating Lad. The Gibbon.

How difficult would it be to amend the Constitution to make that mandatory for Presidential Candidates?