"Good day, I am Charles Xavier and welcome to our try-outs for entry into our School for Gifted Mutants. You sir, what is your power? I'm sorry? You feel what others feel. So if one of the X-Men were to punch one of our many enemies and you were in the vicinity…? Yes, you would feel the punch as well, I see. Thank…

No, Bill Hicks is Alex Jones. Or Alex Jones is Bill Hicks. Either way, they both are.

Awesome! Did we leave anybody out?

*tear rolls gently down cheek* I said I wouldn't cry. Now look what you've gone and done, you crazy love birds!

Welcome aboard!

You mean WasBro?

There was a movie about the McMartin case, but it doesn't meet your other qualification.

James Brolin and Babs Streisand will be in the prequel.

The threesome they did with Rip Taylor is just too controversial.

Sheesh, have we run out of celebrities to make bio-pics about?

None of the above. I was demanding to know the current time.

"Hold still, girl! I think I see a quarter! MINE!"

BigTimeHollywoodExec: "JANET! Get your ass in here! How much did we spend to get Jello and Lionotta for that crap cop show? Are you kidding me? I told you never to listen to me when I'm wrong! Get the public on the phone! I want a conference call with every television owner in the world! NOW! I'll tell those stupid…

Time.

They made the doubles in case he messed up the take where he smashes the real one. Duh.

Meh, I'll wait for The New New Movie.

They're saying that guy who likes sweaters and gibberish raped a bunch of chicks and oh yeah, Trump is running for President.

The moment The Sopranos jumped the shark.

Well, that's it. I'm done.

"Practical" knowledge from Interstellar?