Not him. He's okay. It's Doc Backdoor I'm talking about. Just be careful.

The best FMV game for me was Sega Genesis Prize Fighter.

Damnit, you had to mention Mark Hamil in Wing Commander. At the end of the last game he's trapped on an alien ship. Where's the sequel? Is he going to show up in Star Citizen? How could Chris Roberts just leave us hanging like that?

How hard is it to make this? It's probably one of the most thrilling and important adventures in US History.

She is extremely available according to my sources.

It could be like 50 First Dates! Each week she forgets she was rescued and he has to go get her again. And again.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Hon. Your dad wasn't kidnapped. He was just out getting the mail. I'm such a silly. Did you kill some folks? Aw, well, it happens. Thanks for rescuing Mr Whiskers last week."

Seat-Hunter would be more useful. You know, when you go to a movie and it's really crowded and you're trying to find two together, but all the really good parts of the theater are packed? That's when having a pal named Seat-Hunter would be really cool.

WHAT? No dwarves!?

"Sir Hillary! Please refrain from climbing that gentleman! It's only a nickname! Sir Hillary!"

"I am leaning heavily towards using my clenched hand (hereto known as "fist") to strike you very violently in the upper right quadrant of your cranium until I see you acquiesce to my way of thinking on the matter previously discussed." Kickboxer: The Totally PC Version.

She'll be providing the Mountain's voice.

TAKEN!

Count me in! How many more do we need?

Straight? Mmm, I'm hearing a slight bend in that conversation.

With a REAL diploma from a REAL school and not that guy who lives in the basement.

Yes, of course, but since when was permission required here at AV Club for multiple puns about bodily fluids?

Oh cool! A remake!

Right!
I much prefer damning with fire.

Hey, I'm with you. I was just quoting that asshole homophobe BigHollywoodStudioExec.