BigHollywoodStudioExec: "But…but…he's fat and he's gay and he giggles! That automatically makes him hilarious, right? Right? Come on! We spent…I don't know how much, to ship his big dumb ass all the way over here and damnit you people are going to love him! Hear me? I SAID YOU WILL LOVE HIM!"

I don't care what anyone says, You just became #3 on my Hero of the Day List!

Yeah, okay. Whatever your opinion of the 2xGa, I hope we can all agree, For Bowie?

No, but he would be to supply plenty of extras. Limp, unconscious and easily intimidated - just they way they both like them.

No and that's why I'm boycotting the Oscars!

You forgot his incompetent boss, his goofy platonic gal pal and his eccentric neighbor.

Yeah, I'm a fan of Netflix Originals, but this concept hasn't worked for Saturday Night Live in decades.

I want to see Sansa become the Queen of the White Walkers.

Good point. Forget what I said.

If only there were high school age actors available!

This is one of those painfully polite conversations that always ends in gunfire.

In a just world, LVCleef would've won numerous Best Actor Oscars and a lifetime achievement award. Hell, he should have TWO lifetime achievement awards!

"Go to your room!"
"I don't have room!"
"Then go to your alcove!"

"He obviously wants to trap audiences in an endless sensation of body horror-centered deja vu…"

You guys know she's just making this shit up, right?

"2 plus 2 equals…is this your card?"

Dear NewFoundMa,

Meh, it's better than Coldplay.

No, he's right. I know Bernie Sanderson. That guy is totally full of shit. Really. And I think he owes me five bucks.

John Landis took it a bit too far though.