I was going to but I forgot to…what was the question?

No wonder Louie CK hates you!

Every week, he and his even fluffier friends get into all kinds of mischief, then tell each other all about it, even though they were all there, in high-pitched squeals.

With a more annoying giggle.

Don't you understand? Everything is terrible! The only way to fix it is by ranting on the Internet!!

I love this movie, but I think it's a better example of an early "police procedural". There were plenty of action movies before Bullit, but not as many that tried to show the politics and processes a detective goes through to solve a case with this kind of detail.

No, but I've cuddled to get my dick sucked.

Well, I think I speak for all of Kirstie Alley's fans and…hey….where did you guys go? Hello? It's dark! Who turned out the lights?

Hey now! Too soon!

You should slow down and use more lube.

Where? Quick! TELL ME!!

Yeah, couple of brilliant venture capitalists who've figured out how to capitalize on the great reputation of the name…

Like one guy could do that.

What? No Malcolm McDowell?

Just think, in 40 years people will be saying that about Ryan Gosling and Zac Efron!

"I've Stolen and I Can't Give It Up!"
"Bullets, Bandages and Wrinkles"
"Old Gold"

Nah, that crew has been replaced by any Adam Sandler movie cast.

I was sort of hoping for a humorous anecdote about the time you had lunch with Gore Vidal or playing tennis with Bill Gates, but that's a funny story too. Thanks!

Can someone break up this rage-inducing thread with a snarky retort, clever witticism or ridiculous pun?

That is the most fucked up thing I have heard in a long time. Have these people ever felt the love a service dog has for everyone? Even members of PETA?