THIS is a 1939 Porsche Type 64. It’s the Porsche before Porsches were Porsches, before the 356 and 911 were even a thought in anyone’s mind. In fact, it’s a Porsche from a time before Volkswagens were even Volkswagens. It is considered to be the very first Porsche, ever - and today I’m going to review it.

Finally somebody put some effort into a Chevy interior.

You’ve disabled the hydraulic impact crash dampening system.

Pure, unadulterated, rocket-grade, nightmare fuel.

Been there... took the plugs out. 

I hope that’s not some aux fuel tank. Wouldn’t surprise me at all.

I swear to god if our generation tries to turn this into our American Graffiti, I’m shooting myself in the face.

Some historical notes:

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

I’m surprised you even liked something to begin with.

I know this matters very little to most people but honestly and truly the Ford chime is absolutely one thing preventing me from considering a Ford product. Is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I welcome this 

I’m not sure who invited Buzz Killington to the party

“The company was careful to announce that the engine was for use in pre-1976 cars and off-road vehicles only”

Are you sure? This seems like a pretty slapdash list with no real thought put in...

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

Disagree. The truck was an accomplice, standing there all sure of himself. I bet the truck was a Mandelbaum.

Doug you gotta stop writing such good articles. I have finals to study for....

Goes to garage, sees e30 325i

no, i really don’t like these and the color is hideous. just no :(