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I do it everywhere, stop shaming me
David Carr’s underwear went to brown every time he dropped back behind those offensive lines.
Bryan’s story reminds me of the time when I scored my first double digit (ok, ok, first double field goal) game in elementary school. I was so excited and I came home and told everyone, because fuck if my family would come out on a weekend to watch their nerdy kid play sports and you know, make friends or build…
J.J. Watt is the living wet dream of every commenter at ProFootballTalk. When our supremely fucked-up football culture looks at itself in the mirror, Watt is what it sees: a big humorless white dolt who presents himself as his own private branch of the U.S. military, who supposedly eats, sleeps, and breathes FOOTBAW…
“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”
‘The most time and energy I have ever put into being a Dolphins fan is when I read every single text message between Incognito and Martin.”
I’m not even a Dolphins fan, but this resonates so much with everyday life. I put off taking the recycling out for three days, I bitch and moan to myself about doing an hour’s…
The Dolphins replaced their happy Dolphin jumping through a hoop logo with one floundering while gasping for its last breath, which has to be the most on-brand logo change in history.
When the highlight of your career is catching a 10yd pass on a DB while he slips and you feel like you did something. #SadDayInFootball
Well, it sure was one heel of a goal.
“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll
Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”
This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.
I dreamed a dream in overtime
Les Misérables
What was her mustache like?
Practice like you’re going to play, by taking a shit on the field.