True. I guess these cases are so exceedingly rare that I don’t think anyone really has to worry about the implications. Most people won’t make it to 100, so they don’t have to think about how it would feel.

Ahem, you mean “be best”.

Doesn’t that depend on your lifestyle and health? It sounds like this woman was fairly unhappy for most of her life, but in theory this would have been true even if she had only made it to age 40, right? 

His aides would just send in some random person from Singapore. “Eh, he’ll never know the difference,” John Kelly would say.

He knows a lot of congresspeople personally, or at least should, do that’s probably the main reason. As we learned from Michael Cohen, all you really need to get hired as a lobbyist or a consultant is the appearance that you are well connected. If people think that you could set up a meeting with a senator or a…

There’s a hilarious reddit that is about cataloguing examples of this. It’s Called “asablackman”, and it’s mostly about people who start their comments with comments like “as a black man”, or “as a liberal”, or “as a woman of color” and end up sounding basically like the comments of a Breitbart article.

There’s always been a thriving market for people who tell folks what they already believe and repackage it as an iconoclastic act of rebellion. If anything is, this might be the world’s oldest profession.

If Stormy Daniels herself hadn’t been there, Cecily Strong would have played her (not Kate McKinnon).

That could be it. I’ve never been to California and I don’t know too many people who are from there, so watching it feels like an extended parody of something I’ve never heard of before and don’t fully understand. That doesn’t make it bad, but it does make it inaccessible I guess; like listening to two friends…

Are Irish people known for inbreeding? It feels like kind of a weird conceit for a sketch if not haha

Not everyone researched subjects before writing.

He’s a centrist in the sense that he concedes that there are at least a couple of people in prison who really deserve to be there. When you’re running to the far left or the far right, pretty much everyone becomes a centrist. (See also: Jeff Flake, a hardcore tea party-style Republican who has become a “moderate” not…

His story is SO suspicious that he almost seems like a red herring in a mystery novel — the guy who is so obviously guilty that he couldn’t possibly have done anything wrong.

Which is weird, because he doesn’t look alright even to a layman. He looks like an aging shaved orangutan that has subsisted off of cheeseburgers and cheesecake for the past 69 years.

Honestly I think this is fine. If Trump really is willing to sign anything, it’ll make it easier if Democrats retake Congress:

It doesn’t. It just drives me nuts listening to Congresspersons whining about this marijuana topic like they have no control over the DOJ or over the Controlled Substances Act even though they fund/oversee the former and wrote the latter.

Congress could fix this tomorrow if they wanted to. They choose not to; I can’t really put that much blame on Sessions for this. Yeah, he’s being a douche, but he’s being a douche because our elected representatives let him and empowered him to be one.

Yeah, that would be the most faux of faux activism.

I doubt it’ll be applied to the President himself.

I agree. It’s inappropriate to, in your apology, ask the victim of your behavior to help make you feel better. His recovery is on him; it’s certainly not Ganz’s responsibility to fix him. She couldn’t even if she wanted to.