I think you should provide a bullet-point laden tweetstorm about this because so many people care.

This is either amazing unintentional irony, or hall of fame satire.

Goddamn Mahershala Ali needs to be in everything; that man is soooo good. I loved him as Stokes on Luke Cage so much.

I’ve spent my career working in IT. Phil seems like every boss I’ve ever had who insisted on trying to use technology twenty years out of date to solve a problem that he didn’t really understand.

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

My father in law passed two years ago today & Christmas was his favorite holiday. I’m sure eventually the season will be a time to remember how much he loved us & getting together with his large family (6 children, 5 spouses & a dozen grandchildren) while still managing to make way too much food. But right now it just…

never forget

OhIdon’tknow,maybelikethemostannoyingbanteri’veeverheardisbackandscrewyounetflixidon’twanttowatchit (gasps for air)

Apologies to gilmore girls fans but i feel like the news cycle has been assaulting me with service journalism about this show and I can’t wait for it to come and go and fuck the fuck off already. But that’s how I’m feeling.

Artisanal coffee is bullshit, but cheap coffee is ass. There’s a bell curve, with the top being good stuff you buy in a grocery store. Rule of thumb: if you’re paying more than a dollar an ounce, you’re buying bullshit; but if you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

You can become a cat like Kevin Spacey.

Try this:

Jordan would have gotten actual tombstones.

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

Remember when Pepe Le Pew was merely a caricature of aggressive French men?

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

I grew up in a small town on an Indian reservation. Most houses in this town (old rundown project houses) had creepy histories and stories. Some worse than others. One house stood out in particular.