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I used to make strikers and handles and latch mechanisms, and this explains them better than anything I could present. I also would have to do the hands intertwined, twisted akimbo, finger wavy shit. That doesn’t translate to internet well.

Oddly enough, in the automotive world the evaluation tools used have a rating referred to severity. A blemish on a lower trim panel near the dash might have a severity of 1. No one will notice it and it won’t cause any problems with the vehicle. The highest ratings are 9 and 10. A nine is catastrophic with warning (pot…

What about this poor American, who’s down on his luck???

3 kids, 2 adults, one SUV.

 A quarter and Pliers? Shit, I could have fixed the whole damn thing with a couple of matches.

Fast and Furious Edition.

“If you build it, rust will come...”

Jonathan, that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read on this website, and I edit David Tracy on a daily basis.

Maybe they meant if you were to tie a Fiesta onto the gt like an anchor?

Get out of my head!

As long as it’s not near Gratiot you might be OK...

I know all of that but ERB...

Two years. Unless he hit a dog. Then he’s fucked.

No matter what you said, I can’t get past your username. It vexes me so....

So what you are saying is that Days of Thunder, is like the NASCAR of Tom Cruise movies?

If I ever start a racing company, I now have the name.

I have a whole team of him here. They call themselves “engineering” to cover the fact though.

Pronunciation Question:

I consider this one of the, if not the best one so far.