Garth Brooks is the biggest selling male country star of all time and Taylor Swift is one of the biggest selling female country stars of all time. (Country really can’t claim her any longer, but she started there)

Both seem “woke”  and both can buy and sell any of the conservative nutjobs that pass for country stars. 

I legitimately think demi is one of the worst celebrities of all time

Experience tells me that stupid people sleep well, feel good about themselves and live longs lives (barring jet ski accidents.)

How about concerts are too expensive and people who go to them don’t want to spend money on overpriced refreshments?

I used to live in a building with an adorable mini border collie with a brindle coat and two differently pigmented eyes and I tried not to think of what it took to breed a miniature border collie. But then the guy had the tail docked, on a border collie, and all I wanted to do was slap him and take the dog to prevent…

Yup. Pete pretty much said what I would’ve said to Daphna. 

I could not care less about Swift’s love life, but I do appreciate whoever selected the header images conveying the breakup.

I remember that and the piano teacher devoted several days/nights a week to doing the laundry which really was Michelle’s job, yet she made more babies when she couldn’t care the those already born. And those oldest girls could have helped with the laundry. The boys, as usual, practiced being sofa slugs. Their main…

He also has massive trauma that you and Whoppi are being dicks about.

“Where is the Marzipan?” -Tom

This season has been a bit of a rough watch. There’s no doubt that they’re all extremely talented chefs. But they’re editing this like a normal All Stars season where it’s assumed that you already know everybody here, except for as far as I’m aware, there is no way to watch any of these international editions of Top…

I.Am.Dying. I read someone’s op-ed about Sandy & TME in Philly a few nights ago. Her “editorial” if you want to call it that, was just ok. Not much color or song depth. Definitely missing deets. Lady, you painted me a spectacular picture with humor!!! I am so here for this. I replied to the grandma who stopped…

Fuck the AMPTP. I hope the writers get all their demands met in full, and Netflix forgets all their passwords to their internal systems

“Take half” is code for “I don’t want to pay child support and alimony, and I don’t want to marry a woman who can support herself either because then I wouldn’t have 100% control of the rest of her life.”

Yeah, I agree. Taylor Swift’s “worst” thing is that she writes songs about boys/men she has dated. That woman is what? 33? 34? Her biggest scandal thus far has been a weird dance video to “Shake It Off”. She keeps that image nice and clean, and I do think she is very much responsible for a lot of that work. She is…

Jez is obsessed with the idea that the only reason anyone would date someone like Bill Hader or Pete Davidson is because of their supposed gargantuan wangs.

Yeah that's definitely an outfit I'd throw on for a "casual" walk on the beach in Hawaii where I act like there are no cameras anywhere. 

“Two women were forcibly pulled out of the theater by security”

“If what Spanish outlets are reporting is true, the whole Piqué family sounds like a real piece of work.”

Also, if she wasn’t rich and famous, this dude wouldn’t even be bothering