chardonnayandswisscakerolls
chardonnayandswisscakerolls
chardonnayandswisscakerolls

Yes! All those #freeBritney fans are now the same ones demanding that she perform for them on their terms! Idk, but if I had hundreds of millions of dollars and nothing but free time, I’d just do my own thing and not tell anyone but my closest friends about my life. Sorry, but in my fantasy world no one needs to know

One of the big refrains during the discussion about freeing her from her conservatorship was that it wasn’t that she’s totally fine and not dealing with some mental health issues, but that these shouldn’t necessitate a conservatorship.

I think some folks are probably still missing that. I imagine that her mental health

I think it IS time to leave Britney alone. 

Why are they being told to shut up? Isn’t the booing the exact type of free speech these two passionately believe in and defend?

Ah, she wouldn’t be Meghan if she didn’t take a suicidal teenager and make it all about her. I also never heard about this joke...and beyond the many ways it’s offensive, Jesus, it’s amazing what Republicans think is “funny”.

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

The fact that Walker can display such unfathomable stupidity, but still have a relatively good chance of winning, is absolutely stunning to me. Georgia Republicans need to dispense with this pretext that absolutely anything matters to them beyond party affiliation.

How does Sarah Sherman’s amazing turn on Update not even get a mention? That was as funny as SNL has been in a long time. She’s 100% unhinged and I love every second of it.

I thought the cold open was great. I could watch Kenan do Walker all day. I definitely would NOT have liked to see a trump/kanye cold open. Johnson’s trump is technically proficient but it’s not very funny, and I don’t need to see an accurate representation of trump while I’m trying to enjoy myself.

The Hello Kitty sketch is the best? Good thing I watched it first then. Your description of the sketch - sorry, it’s a thousand dollar description of a 5 buck presentation. A dim-witted group of kids become overwrought at their introduction to bullshit corporate tactics. There is a tantrum, it suddenly becomes a race

I think what “ruined the family” was the insistence on using medical science to bring six more babies into the world when they already had two. THEN televising it. I don’t know if Kate was always a monster or the pressures of life in that family + fame did it, but institutionalizing a kid with ADHD for years (and then

I think that people want to see these “prestige” movies, but they are perfectly content to wait to see them on their home screen. I thin they should release in theaters for a short time for awards consideration, and then quickly make available to rent via streaming services.

He’s definitely giving us “middle aged lesbian” vibes. KMart Linda Perry.

I give it 3 to 6 months before Brady is romantically linked to a model or other celebrity between the ages of 24 and 29.

billie is an adult and can make her own decisions. the outrage over a 20 year old woman dating a 30 year old man feels more misogynist and patriarchal than the actual act itself tbh. 

I’m beginning to get the impression that these people are horrible.

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I frequently make the point that Kenan is over-rated but the timing of his “Elon Musk” snap in the cold open was a thing of beauty.

I’m usually not a fan of the musical guests.  I’m old(er) and don’t really keep up with current music much so usually I’ll give them a minute or so and if they don’t hook me I’ll just skip the rest of the performances. And for Willow the only thing I was familiar with was the whip my hair song so I expected to not

See, to me he looks and sounds like Anthony Bourdain. Not exactly but enough that sometimes I forget.
I was a Bogosian fan in the ‘90s before I knew about Bourdain. Maybe that’s part of why I latched onto Bourdain’s documentaries and subsequently books.