Dammit now I have to haul my fat ass over to the Piggly Wiggly before it sells out!

You just cost me like an hour on google images. Anyway, as a self-identified bulge connoisseur, you are not wrong.

I was watching a YouTube channel about coffee, and the host was “restoring a thrift store espresso machine that is almost 20 years old!”

The one laugh I’ve consistently gotten out of this (admittedly rather bitter in nature) is seeing his diehard fans on social media where it’s like all these kids in their teens or early twenties, as I said at the time of the London trial a worrying amount of them women or girls, who don’t seem like they did the best…

I remember reading an interview with him when The Rum Diaries was coming out, talking about how much he idolized Hunter S. Thompson as if that were anything but a massive red flag. Most people eventually grow out of the culture that glorifies overconsumption of booze and drugs; Depp clearly never did.

I belive he owes a shit-ton of money and he’s tanked his career by being an end stage alcoholic, and - clearly- can’t let this go (which seems the state of the entire relationship), so he’ll keep digging.

“I’ve lost everything. No matter the outcome of this trial, I’ve already lost. I lost when these allegations were made cause they will stay with me forever. My life is ruined forever,” he said during testimony.

Can we also talk about how The Aesthetic has infiltrated millennial children’s lives? God forbid you clothe your kids in bright colors or fail to “curate” their “spaces” in any color/texture than Scandi beige, wicker or blush pink, because then how would you signal to other adults that you’re aware of superficial but…

If you show up to a costume ball wearing your office attire, yeah you’re going to be out of place. Just like the Met Gala, the wild clothes are a big part of the whole point of the thing, it isn’t a music festival at the state fair.

I despise these slide shows. Some pictures load and some don’t. A click sometimes sends me back to the beginning when all I really want to see if Slide #7. Luckily I’m old and don’t really care about any of these people. Just wanted to say your slideshows suck. That is all.

Remember that show Iconoclasts where celebrities interviewed each other?

The reason you’re sorting through 100's of pages is because Etsy is allowing 3rd party resellers and drop shippers (people who you buy a product from, then they go to AliBaba, order and then put your address as the delivery address) to operate, despite these shops not being permitted according to Etsy’s own…

I think we should actually as a country view cheerleadinf as a sport. And also understand that the current use of them in other professional sports is not the same as doing that. NFL cheerleaders are treated as a side show. Compared to the competitive scene is generally younger squads competing internationally on…

The latest is that apparently they asked Smith to leave and he didn’t want to.

If you watch that back and forth where Will Smith is uncontrollably screaming and swearing- you can almost see the wheels turning in Chris Rock’s mind. At first he says, “It was a “GI Jane” joke!” Then it looks like he was going to say something else and thought better of it. Then Smith yells at him again and Rock…

more like “you had me at Chardonnay and Swiss Cake rolls” amirite?

The axe forgets; the tree remembers.

CODA’s entry in this is understandable, but I honestly thought it was pretty terrible. The story was pure treacle and every beat was being semaphored with flaming car dealership-sized flags. I’d seen that movie countless times before during the “family is magic” era of the late 80s/early 90s.

I have sympathy for anyone struggling, that being said, it seems she lacks taking responsibility for her actions like many alcoholics. She admittedly took medication and alcohol to the point where she blacked out but seems to feel she is the victim of the mom who took to Twitter and her now former friend. She even thro…