They’ve been together for 5 years. I only know this because Gwen and Blake are the celebrity doppelganger couple to my boyfriend and me, which also means that I project all of my current relationship struggles onto the two of them, only they have money and have to answer the marriage question to everyone and not just…

Isn’t she a one-hit wonder where she essentially played herself? Sounds perfect for DWTS.

I miss my F45 studio and my arm muscles so much right now. Everyone in my life has gone back to normal, and I’m seeing all of the fun pictures and challenges, but I just can’t do it. It really feels like I’m watching everyone jump off the bridge, and I think I can do it, too! Then I remember how uncomfortable I felt…

From what I’ve gathered on twitter, the NY Post has very lose “journalism” standards. It’s a tabloid like the National Enquirer. The story is planted by the Russians via Rudy Guilliani. The issue is that the fucking NYT picks it up with “people are saying,” so now the story has traction because it’s been picked up by…

I woke up in a pretty ok mood today. I’ve had plenty of caffeine, but not too much. Then I went to a board meeting where I had such a rising sense of anger and no filter when it came to speaking my opinion. Came back to the office and have a felt anger and frustration at every email and contact I’ve had. I finally…

That clip when she first meets Keith at the volleyball game (haha!), and he says something about her “art,” so she breaks down into tears. I have watched it repeatedly and can make no sense of what he is saying. It is word salad nonsense, and the fact that she became so demonstratively emotional so everyone could know…

Estate planning attorney take: he had a will or trust written, and his lawyer told him to include a letter to his loved ones as a nice final token. It’s not that uncommon. It’s also the simplest explanation given that the letter was held sealed by the lawyer and presented to her when he died. A lot of people use “very…

Is this the new season of The Affair that no one wanted? That show should have been a limited run one season series. I didn’t make it through the final season when Joshua Jackson left.

That episode of This American Life is a classic.

Biden got a full hour on a town hall earlier this week on NBC with Lester Holt. It wasn’t good, but it was a non-story. The news cycle was all about Pence whining about plexiglass. I was worried that the VP debates would give the republicans something to hold on to, but then Pence dodged an abortion lay-up question to…

Also seems like a pretty good scam to shake down a rich celebrity for a donation to your charity. 

This is the kind of fact checking that keeps me coming to the comments.

I had her tagged as Serena Joy. She’s at the top of the hierarchy, so she thinks she’ll be exempt from the authoritarian patriarchy. It’s those other less educated and less religious women that have to be protected. Not her. She’ll write the opinions that limit her own freedoms in the same way that Serena Joy wrote…

Didn’t know he won The Voice, but he does have my new favorite country song of the summer, “Chasin’ You” with “Talkin’ Tennessee” close behind. Then I saw him on the CMAs. He had no stage presence and had a mullet and wearing a Canadian tuxedo, in what I will assume was supposed to be hillbilly ironic, but not sexy.

He directed a show at the local repertory theater in our little city a few years ago. It was kind of exciting, and I thought it was a cool example of “I have all the money I want, and this is what I want to do.”

Teenage girls who like pictures of cute toddlers in Hermes bags. Young moms who aspire to matching Hermes bags and call staying home with a toddler “homeschool.”

She’s also 2. What does homeschooling a 2 year old even mean?!?! You’re going to have time set aside to go over colors and ABCs and numbers? Read a book and take a nap. You should be doing that anyway. 

It worked for the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Trump will pull a Nene and walk away from the computer when everyone is “attacking,” i.e. get called out on their abusive bullshit. He’ll leave his talking points behind in plain view of the camera. He’ll refuse to rejoin but will tweet his rantings and insist that…

He heard it because he knows who they are. If they weren’t first and foremost on his mind, then he wouldn’t have heard it at all, or asked Biden to repeat the name. As if we need further proof that he’s a fucking liar.

Wallace should be grateful that Trump acted as he did through the debate, so that is the focus of the criticism against Wallace instead of the absolutely terrible questions. V curve vs. K curve? The layup on white supremacy? “Mr. President, let me ask the next question because you’re going to like it?” He was in the…