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I almost ran my car off the side of the road when I first saw this. It’s enormous and so prominently displayed and hideous that it has to be intentionally hilarious, right? I’m all for tearing down statutes, but can they also change the name of the Nathan Bedford Forrest state park?

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I still cry every time I hear the line in Piece by Piece, “Piece by piece, he restored my faith/ That a man can be kind and a father could, stay.” Oof. I’m not saying that divorce means an abandonment of the child, but it feels like an abandonment of the spouse. I left my husband, and I still felt abandoned by him

There are mumblings in the health and wellness community that covid is deadly to those with cross morbidity issues that could be prevented if they took better care of themselves. 

Capitalism gonna capitalism and Karens gonna Karen.

I’m surprised that Karen didn’t respond that it was so hard for her son to make good grades at a rigorous [mostly white] school, and if he’d gone to the other less competitive [mostly black] school, then he could have made better grades and graduated higher in his class. Most Karens know enough not to openly complain

My brother texted me the tweet, and my first thought was, “why is Trump talking about George Bush?” because the thought of him invoking George Floyd is so fucking horrible that my mind didn’t even go there until I clicked on the tweet, and it clicked. Jesus God, Leah.

Russian troll trying to make liberals look bad or freeze them into inaction because there’s nothing you could possibly do to avoid criticism? 

In a reversal of almost every other site on the internet, I scan through the article, so I can get to the comments. I’ve been coming to Jezebel for almost 10 years. Old habits die hard and there’s not another site that fits this niche, but I’m open for suggestions. The recent tone has left me feeling frozen to

There is a glaring omission here by not listing Nia, who was original to the show and the target of Abby Lee’s open racism.

This is my chance to ask why we never got a Muse article or even a link to the A/V Reviews on Mrs. America. I would have liked some of your takes.

I’ve lived in the bible belt south my whole life, and it’s only been the last few years that I’ve noticed that there’s always that one guy in the crowd with an emphatic “UNDER GOD!!” or that one woman who doesn’t use the pause between “one nation” <pause> “under God,” because Jesus didn’t put a comma there.

Shocking to me that he could walk that far without a golf cart. I went to a celebrity golf tournament last year, and everyone else walked to the tee, but John Daly had a hidden golf cart and seemed to appear out of no where. It wouldn’t surprise me that they cleared the cameras from catching Trump doing the same for

News is my go to form of entertainment in the same way that a lot of people will turn on sports or music, but I had to learn to disconnect when we were on self-isolation. I couldn’t keep MSNBC on in the background for hours and hours of death tolls. And now I’m having to wean myself off of how often I sign into

Our city attorney, at the mayor’s request, found that our police were double dipping in comp and vacation time in violation of state regulations. I’m bumbling the details, I’m sure, but close enough. The police were getting something they weren’t supposed to, and it was explicitly written that they weren’t supposed to

In Tom Cotton’s world, everyone is a soldier because we’re also at war with Iran. He’s more Dick Cheney than Dick Cheney.

My daughter is 16, and she’ll never understand the thrill of taking a sick day and telling your friends that Marlena is possessed by the devil on Days of Our Lives or a whole summer of Ryan Phillippe with AIDS on One Life to Live or hot Nicholas on Young and the Restless. Young and the Restless was the one I’ve tried

There was a one off season of kids competing to be cast on Glee. One of the things that stood out was Ryan Murphy basically admitting that Rachel was written around Lea Michelle’s real personality, because that’s just what he did, and he knows that she’s an awful diva snob, but you also want to root for her. He was

Surely Tinsley knows and was playing dumb. She’s Virginia royalty.