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chardonnayandswisscakerolls

He opened for Fall Out Boy last year. I was not expecting an angry white guy rapper as the opening act, and then he sang his emo boy voice song that I recognized, and it kind of made some sense, I guess. Daughter and I were not fans. 

This is horrifying and such a high school memory. My PE teacher was the high school girls’ basketball coach and made it his goal to turn every girl into an athlete. He finally told me that I’d convinced him that some girls are meant to be cheerleaders, and not like the competitive/ gymnast cheerleaders, but the ones

How could I forget Richard Simmons? He also appealed to my middle school best friend and I. We had a summer where we did it at every sleepover.

I clicked on the Obe Fitness link before I finished the article and thought, “oh! maybe this is just the thing that will make me want to work out at home,” but I know that is a lie I tell myself. I’m still paying for my studio gym membership and have done exactly one posted workout from home, and then at not nearly

Watching “Masterpiece: World on Fire” about the march to WW2 over the last few weeks has put that into crystal clear focus. I know it’s a meme to say that all our generation was asked to do was watch Netflix, but seriously, folks! It has been all of 2 months, and in our state, we didn’t even have it that bad. I’m

Morning Joe agrees with you. 

Me! I’m one of those people who has clearly benefited from camera filters and lighting and was in denial of what I actually look like. Staring at my face for hours in zoom calls has made me realize it’s time for some botox.

They look the same age, and that is less a compliment to Kim than a warning to Brianna that you are overdoing it at 23.

My 8 yo sat next to me on the couch while I was watching Twilight, and when Edward sparkled, she started signing, “shine bright like a diamond!” and that has been the best part of the Twilight series for me.

I think he had it once because he said it was like having an operation. No way is the toddler in chief ever going to do that again.

It’s worth clicking on the article to see the book cover. I am shocked that Tyra has not tried to shut this down. Also, cartoon Jay looks like Karl Lagerfield without a nose.

Arkansas has lost their damn minds. There was a drastic change in people staying home, respecting personal space, and wearing masks from the moment that Gov. Hutchinson announced they’d be re-opening the hair salons and gyms. From that moment everyone started complaining about “ma libertiez” and wanting to go about

This is a good idea because it allows for a rotation of possible Biden appointees on the Sunday morning shows. Chuck Todd asking for a plan on MTP. Where is Warren?? Give them a reason to make her relevant and have her on the show. The governors are filling that roll, but we need a democratic voice decrying what the

When the salons closed down in our state my (now former*) stylist texted me asking if they could do that because “doesn’t it have to be martial law?” I don’t usually answer those late night requests for free legal advise, but I was probably in the cups and told her to send me her notice, and I’d look at it. The first

I’ll hide with you in the grays and admit that I want one of everything, expect for that LSU nightmare that Kim is wearing. After wearing nothing but athleisure for 6 weeks, I found myself scrolling through Lilly Pulitzer on Poshmark yesterday morning because I want some bright colors and sunshine.

I’m early 40s now (still makes me choke), and one of the best gifts my partner gave me was to adopt an IDGAF attitude towards my job. Yes, I care about my career in that I want to pay my bills and be more comfortable, and I’m a lawyer, so I have to care about my clients and building a practice to a certain extent or I

I hope you like beef wellington and risotto.

I missed the last season but this was a real life plotline on Southern Charm: New Orleans. Husband was adjusting to life after football and the havoc it had left on him mentally and physically. Wife lost all respect for him and left.

That’s assuming that he’s doing those things. My boyfriend lost his job almost 2 years ago in a mass layoff. He hasn’t been able to get a non-contract position in our state, and he says he doesn’t want to live long distance. That’s fine, but don’t expect me to work full-time and still carry the heavy lifting of

I’m a member of F45. I’ve continued to pay my dues because I don’t want to let go of my rock bottom rate, but I cannot bring myself to do one of the online workouts (or really any workout if I’m honest with myself). They reopened this week with new safety precautions, and my friend went flooding back, but I’m not