My husband and I were married very young in the late 90s, and I can look back now at people who were just our “friends” because they thought we would be ripe for MLMs. Fortunately we never signed up for anything and got bored with the friendships because all they talked about was the “great opportunity!” The one that…

I’ve got it tabbed to read later. I’m curious what it says because I actually like their eyeshadows. I can work out hard and sweat off everything, but my eye makeup still looks fresh. The mascaras are garbage.

I confiscated my 15 yo’s juul last week. I was both disappointed and not surprised. I kept her home from seeing her new boyfriend after she’d been at cheer camp for 3 days. That was about all the punishment I could muster.  Her cheer coach has threatened the girls that if they get caught with a juul (or drinking,…

My boyfriend watches a LOT of Modern Family reruns, and one of my favorite scenes is when the kids are very loudly walking up the stairs and announcing they’re walking up the stairs and knocking and pausing before entering to give their parent’s an anniversary breakfast.

If you liked the Samantha Bee segment, then you have to go back and watch the Vice story that it pulled from. I am a sucker for trying an MLM product and even signed up as a distributor for one of them just so I could get the discount, but the nonstop emails and facebook posts are insane. I follow along just because…

I’m not ready to give up on the show, but by the 2nd episode of this season, I am rolling my eyes so hard at the incessant close-ups that it’s taking me out of the show.

Happy to see Tinsley sticking around for another year on RHONY, the best of the Real Housewives. It makes sense to add a character on through her and not the other women who have had friendships for years.

Our city, and I would guess most, is part of a municipal league that provides insurance to fight big legal battles. I hope their carrier drops them, and they have to fight the constitutionality themselves, which they can’t afford. Also, they should force the city to provide prenatal care and shelter for all “unborn”…

I think they couldn’t make it through the opening scene, let alone watch “most of it,” or else they’d be so traumatized as to know this isn’t cute. I had an uncomfortable level of anxiety after watching the new episodes last week and that wasn’t the first time that’s happened with the show.

They were the must have shoe when my daughter started middle school 4 years ago. They even wore them with socks (!!). She and I wear the same size, and I ended up loving them so much that I still got my own pair. 

When my kid was still in kindergarten, she figured out that “we’ll see” means “no.” 

I want to say ER was still on or just ended, so I didn’t want another medical drama. About the time that I wondered if I should start watching it was when the ghost sex scene happened. The Soup endlessly mocked it, so I was out. Fast forward to 4 years ago, and I start dating my boyfriend who has seen every episode…

I have discovered that my 15 yo daughter has a Juul. I knew it was coming because they “all” do it, and this friend or that has been been busted starting in the 8th grade. I’m trying to determine the right amount of punishment though?! It’s gross, and I don’t want her doing it, but I also know she’s going to…

I feel like she has the wrong people around her, who are pumping her full of “know your worth” and “personal empowerment” and “go out and get what you want” memes. I may also be projecting because my fb feed has been bombarded by the same and the constant pressure to network.

That Kate Beckinsale scene sounds like it was pulled straight from the Gossip Girl book series, which I read as an almost 30 year old adult woman.

I had such an unnecessary fear of abandoned refrigerators as a kid.

I’m getting Flowers in the Attic vibes.

I kept reading “Nooday” as “Nobody,” as in “Nobody told us.” Right? Because the writer is being catfished or we’re being catfished? 

I look like my cousin that I only really know from Facebook, but my daughter looks exactly like her older brother with the filter, even though you don’t see the resemblance when they are side by side. We both kind of shrieked when she did it.

I am adamantly opposed to open casket funerals. I’m still scarred from seeing my grandmother, who I watched fade away from cancer, in her casket with a wig and full makeup.