Facades. Look. It’s the same letters in a different order. High five, bro.

As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

“Because now you see this guy is at home. And, to be honest with you, I give it to you raw. I don’t know no other way to give it to you — raw and uncut, I always say that.”

We gotta go back Danny! Back to the future!

I just root for whichever team Lebron is on, tbh. I’m trying to learn how to do the YouTube so I can make a highlight reel of him over Steely Dan’s Any Major Dude.

My theory is that Chinese people are also small, and thus require less food and have amassed vast swaths of wheat over the years, leading the society at large to have the cash to pay transfer fees.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

nah

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

This must be because of Essexshire’s Centre Right-Back Nigel Smyth-Yardley’s controversial and deeply unpatriotic decision to kneel when they play God Save the Queen. Or not kneel. Whatever the fuck you’re not supposed to do for the Queen.

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Is this sports?

The NFL. Never Fucking Learns.

Anyone associated with the Bears has to be by now.

Counting Lamar Miller who went over 100 in the same game here is a list of players who have run for 100 against the colts since their last such game.

I hope you’re not an English teacher because you don’t understand sentence construction.

Whoa, who said anything about astronauts? I wanted to be a SPACEMAN, with laser guns and aliens and shit.

it’s also probably not entirely accidental.