Jeez, I know Rick Moranis stopped getting roles but didn’t think it had come to this

I’m pretty sure it’s both. Kap wants to get the hell out of there, so he’s giving up injury guarantees in exchange for getting on the field. At the end of the season, he has the option to activate the 2nd year and have the 49ers decide whether or not to honour the contract. Otherwise, on the off chance he excels for…

I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognise Missourah

What’s really interesting is that this is the first time that Spurs can realistically expect to keep their big stars. They’d been on the cusp of putting together league-winning teams in the past, but they were always far enough away from being legitimate contenders that the likes of Bale, Modric and to a lesser extent…

I agree it’s a booking if he intentionally tripped him, but it’s nowhere near definitive enough to send him off.

For real though - that red was bullshit.

Well we can rule Coral and Rick out anyway, due to the “if anyone moves rip out the boy’s other eye and feed it to his father” line. I bet it’s Eugene, and that will make me as angry as you.