Whoa, your shoulders must be tired from carrying the weight of the country. Why don’t you sit down for a minute. Take a load off.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

This is flat out absurd.

Firstly, I get why this was written. There is this enormous wave around the interwebs, “what we will tell our children????”. “Protect them!!” This as a parent I find stunning.

But frankly too little too late.

The people you should be mad at are the ones who saw a dictator buffoon then picked the only person worse to go up against him, even though the polls showed them that it was a really dumb choice.

Ok. I’ll offer up that defence.

And anyone delusional enough to think she did needs a reality check. Go ahead and give everry single Stein vote to Clinton, even though you can in no way whatsoever demonstrate that all those voters would have gone her way in Stein’s absence. Clinton STILL loses too many swing states to win the election.

Clinton cost Clinton the election.

You mean that the 15,000 people that weren’t gonna vote for her anyway can’t be blamed for Nixon in a Pantsuits’ lack of winning last night?

She ran a poor campaign full of arrogance toward “deplorables” and took her voter base for granted. Trump appealed to working people who are watching their economic futures get worse and worse. The offer to renegotiate NAFTA could have won him the election all by itself. Afa his voters being rabid racists and…

Oh go fuck yourself. Stein was a nonentity. Exponentially more Republican votes were siphoned away for Johnson. Clinton was gifted a rightwing spoiler and her trainwreck of a campaign STILL couldn’t capitalize on the advantage.

They didn’t vote for Trump, they voted against Hillary.

You assume those voters would have voted Clinton. Bad assumption.

Wisconsin would not have won the election for Clinton. I’m sad for you that you still..don’t..get..it. Clinton was the problem. Trump and Sanders were the solutions. Unfortunately, Clinton propped up Trump because she thought it smart to gamble the country’s future. She screwed us.

Its everyone’s fault BUT the Clintons.

Or, you know, Hillary could have actually WENT to Wisconsin and tried to win those votes herself. But I know, why blame the loser when you can blame EVRYONE else.

Why the fuck would a libertarian vote for Clinton? What planet are you on? Hillary lost because she is an incompetent candidate.

Don’t run a neocon disguised as a democrat and this shit wouldn’t happen.

This is the worst kind of argumentation. You see those Johnson voters? The ones that quadrupled Stein’s turnout in those states? They weren’t leaning Clinton. If anything, they siphoned off traditionally Republican-leaning voters. They weren’t disaffected Bernie Bros.