You’re quirky. Star for you.

All mine are dead too. I cope by talking to others’ grandparents... and pretend to be an IRS agent.

Came here for this. Nothing like having to chase down a shitbag hauling off with 12 Sonny Gray bobbleheads in his grubby mits and forcing him to take my 20 bucks so that my sister, an actual fan who showed up to watch the game could have one.

You’re an angry little elf, aren’t you?

For starters, don’t pee on yourself or your friends

It doesn’t matter, it’s glorious. I enjoy it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck practiced mindfulness?

Not to be pedantic, but technically in this case it’s a kickdong leather handle.

Be honest with everyone, you’re trying to short Huntington Ingalls, no other reason you’d be trolling EVERY comment on this article. Either that or you’re some internet weirdo, which surely it’s not that.

Klay got 60 in 29 minutes. Just saying...

1. None of these [insert any adjective here] are anything like me,

Bravo, 10/10. Would read again.

FN;DR

If you’re only cooking like, 3 potatoes at a time, you ain’t livin’.

Your white or Asian what?

No, the staff will ask you to put your seat back up and off the person’s knees behind you, then it’s on you to decide if you want to keep being incosiderate, as well as ignore the requests of the flight crew.