Soon after Jerry started his crimes, Joe Pa was shown a daguerreotype of the abuse, and he brushed it aside to prepare for the next game. 

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

“learned of the videos”

Now I remember where I knew her from

I am going to assume this is satire, otherwise I am required to hate you.

This man should be the coach of the Washington Redskins

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

He found a loophole and closed it... around the neighbor’s cat, then flung it into a tree.

+1 generation

After watching the 30 for 30 on him and Parcells, I am convinced football saved us from the world’s greatest serial killer...

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

I just howled in laughter after reading this and now my co-workers are staring at me.

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

Let’s be real: Bill Belichick absolutely tortured small animals to death as a child, didn’t he?

That whole sequence was so hilarious with Booger in the commentary losing it adding so much to it. And what made it the best was that after going all that way for his petty power play, Gase still had to watch the ball being punted to the 13 yards mark.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole.