If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

After watching Fernando Rodney stink it up in his last year with the Mariners, I was baffled to see him still in the league 4 years later. Nothing is ever simple with that guy. No lead is safe when he has the ball.

The Suns actually have a well regarded training staff.

Man, for all the talk about rivalry, he really seems to emulate Floyd Mayweather.

Let’s get him and Stephen Jackson a podcast. 

Let alone, respectively.

It’s so much larger and clearly readable than the other banners that I wouldn’t want that thing up there during my team’s home games. It’s embarrassing. What should be more prominently displayed: The banners of a team that plays there year in and year out, who has to compete in 82 games a season for a chance to even…

I mean...would you go?

Fish having trouble with women. Maybe Matt Barnes can help?

How many guys have to get hurt before they sign Melo?

Anyone ever notice that the NFL is fucking terrible?

Football is dead.

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

Tickets aren’t the problem as much as concessions. I am so over paying 14 dollars for a tallboy of 4 percent beer (this is the best deal per ounce at Mariners games). Long games used to be welcomed because you could goddamn drink more, but now it’s like “ok. I’ve had three of these. I need to rethink my retirement…

You remember Phish's first and last concert which neither have ever happened, yet, you mean?

Wow. There are a disturbing amount of bugs visible in the shot on that last video.

Neither is kneeling during a song.

No matter how many times I watch it, I can't spot the moment he licks the ball. Truly an immaculate transfer.

I’m not saying that all people who do this are rapists, but non-rapists wouldn't do this.

Yeah. Normally I think idiots on the field are idiots, but this is different. This would be an unforgettable experience.