Those are only two of the four pillars. 

He’s going to write in Jaden Smith

At first glance it’s hard to tell exactly what Kyrie is getting at, but if you dig a little deeper, you’ll fall through the bottom of the Earth.

i mean he certainly made a comment, that much is clear

This. I live in Kansas City and the Sprint Center has multiple banners touting their Garth Brooks sellouts. Now this is obviously stupid and ridiculous (and totally on brand for KC) but I can at least understand it because no professional sports teams play in the building. But the Staples Center? With the Lakers and…

That is the only rule in football I love. 

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

Happens at the AZ Cardinals Stadium too. They call it “Sunday.”

🥇

Matt Barnes would drive 95 miles to help Fish out

You get a star, my friend.

Verbal Kint has a strong pick-and-roll game

Trolling stoners is the lowest hanging fruit on the interwebs. What are you, like five months old?

I’m trying to figure out how exactly a five month old appears high. They’ve just learned to smile, maybe they are buzzing their lips a bit and trying to figure out how to crawl. Maybe they would be a bit hungrier? I don’t know if you could detect a baby lacking ambition.

Time to round ‘em up!

Nothing a little vigorous inactivity can’t tamp down. 

There’s still Melo.

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

It can’t be fun for Lakers fans to realize that their title hopes rest on “Well, we know what LeBron and AD can do ... now, if only Dwight Howard can get his shit together for 82 games plus the playoffs.”