You sweet summer child. 

There is no next team, he’s done.

If Vazquez had, say, murdered a man, would Archer have said “I have a father so this really hits home”?

Not to nitpick Archer here, but there was a quote about people needing to talk about this through the lens of “I have a sister etc.” because it’s much less manly to be a feminist than it is to be an aggrieved property owner.

This is just a minor technicality.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

Why is she speaking to the NFL, and who led her to believe that would be a good idea? Is this so the league can conduct another one of its crackerjack “investigations?” 

+1 wounded knee

I don’t know about dead, but it sure as hell is slower than baseball now

At this point, I only watch the team I love when it’s convenient, and skip all the other games. It’s gotten easier every year to just . . . NOT watch football, and my life has become exponentially better

They certainly don’t have good Juju.  He’s in Pittsburgh.

or maybe it’s just because they are owned by a cunt.

Forget it, Jake. It’s the NFC South.

For that matter, how does a blog about the Washington RB situation featuring injury news not mention Chris Thompson?

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

Absolutely. I don’t even especially like baseball, but will happily go to a game on a nice day because it’s a great excuse to sit around for several hours and hang out with friends, beer, and something mildly distracting going on. (I have a hunch this attitude was shared by many old-timey folks and contributed to…

Every time I leave a Phish show, I think “Wow, that was really impressive for four guys who have never played together before. However, it is weird to randomly start a band in your mid-50s, and also kind of amazing they were able to book a 15,000-capacity pavilion for their debut show!”

That is an interesting world view, Angry Mike.