dang

And Nets.

I’m not saying there’s a reason “Jets” and “Mets” sound so similar, but I'm not not saying it either. 

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

At any rate, I’m hoping the mayor of Pittsburgh and his chief of staff can sort their differences out soon for the good of the city.

To be fair, having to play in the nfc East is worse than any other punishment I can think of

I’m available. I’ll let Aaron call the plays.

As I said elsewhere, I think the Chiefs cut him for lying to them because that specifically voids his contract whereas an assault with no criminal charge does not, so they can probably recoup some money and have better standing if he files a grievance.

Well, he’s got that University of Toledo education to fall back on. 

Hunt at least had the awareness to realize any chances he has at a comeback are infinitesimal.

Or.....please go and play hockey in Sweden. 

I will do no such thing!

Standing as in dunking from a standing position.

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

I was hoping Salt Lake would pick up Tyler Simmmmmms in the second, but ah well

I’m not sure how a game goes to overtime and five bench players combine for more than an hour of playing time with nine points to show for it.

Man, getting sacked three times in a row, who does Carr think he is; Bobby Petrino?

There are 16 bosses, but it’s better to consider them puzzles then actual game fights. The mechanics are the same at the core - climb, stab the weak point, move to the next - but each one remixes it a bit differently. One requires you on horseback to shoot at it while running away. Another requires guiding it to…

Basically, the game that if someone talks shit about it, you know they either didn’t play it or were just not smart enough to understand what makes it one of the true classics in gaming history. It took me three months to beat this originally. And not because it was hard or because I didn’t enjoy it.

Quite the…

Until you actually played it?