Don’t make career decisions at sleepovers.

Bob City!

Hopefully the Clippers can flip Jordan and we can get the Boban minutes we all deserve.

we are cognizant and sensitive to both sides of the discussion.

So instead of just punishing the Indians for the use of the racist logo, you’re going to punish everyone by making them go to Cleveland for the all star game??

In related news, Dan Snyder has purchased the rights to the Chief Wahoo image and will be adding it to the Redskins’ uniforms next season.

I fail to see how a 7 foot dude takes that much pride in dunking over a 6-3 dude.

Toucher & Rich?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Friend of mine had a long running affair with Callahan.

I assumed it was because it was discovered during trial that one of the accusers was receiving improper benefits.

OH GOOD AFTER A WEEK OF HORROR STORIES ABOUT DECADES OF ABUSE THE NCAA IS GOING TO LOOK INTO IT! THANKS GUYS! YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB!

Wanna be one of the first to Congratulate you, LeBron James’s Hairline, on this Crowning achievement tonight that you’ll reach! Only a handful can reach/seen it anymore and while I know it’s never been a goal of yours from the beginning try(please try) to take a moment for yourself on how you’ve done it! The forehead…

Last I checked the Blazers we’re a top 10 defense and most of their problems this year are on offense.

I am referring to over 100 young women being sexually assaulted by the man who had a treatment room in this man’s gym, some of whom tried to complain to him about it only to get yelled at.

The more I read about this (awful) shit, the more it seems like gymnastics was a way to mentally and physically abuse young women (and with women’s gymnastics - there are A LOT of minors) under the guise of “coaching” and “medical treatment.” Burn it all...

When you see someone in the greys defending him, you’ll know he is fine and by a computer.

You forgot this gem.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”