My guess is because a lot of these guys were told they were destined for the NBA sometime around the sixth grade, and have been treated accordingly by everyone in their lives ever since.

Don’t worry. Now that MSU’s aware of this, they’ll form a sub-committee to investigate it, refer their findings to the standing committee, who will then remove any names of friends and family for whom they got cushy jobs, and will then refer it to the office the the President, Lou Anna Simon, who then will refuse to…

Fairly certain those bills just disappeared. Or... Mrs. Miller will be able to deduct them from the settlement that family is about to get.

Unbelievable. It’s time for the entire MSU administration to go see if the local car washes are hiring.

“more racist version of Slimer from Ghostbusters”

You’re not unlike most craps I take.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

Don’t blame the kid(ds), Jason. They’re not failing because they’re self-obsessed millenials who only care about scoring

“I think when you, you know, become 25 or, you know, in the 28 range, you tend to think about the game. And then when you, you know, get to be about 44, in that 44 range, you really figure it out. Like you spill some soda or something. Run the defense from Hoosiers. That sort of thing, right. These kids haven’t abused…

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

The bottom end spanish clubs aren’t any worse than the bottom end EPL clubs.

Refs need to chill and the league (and this applies to every league that has this) needs to get rid of the insane idea of fining players for daring to criticize refs.

Almost 60 now, but once an avid player and lover of the game. I still watch college and even HS ball to this day, but long ago concluded that the officiating, including the star treatment, the phantom “and 1" foul call on a momentum shifting fast break, the traveling rules and enforcement (whatever THOSE are), the…

“This is exactly how the Persians took Thermopylae.”

Can you edit the title to read:

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

Why didn’t he go for the “Oh! My dick!” flop? It’s even fun to say around the house when you fake run into stuff and whatnot.

Just look at that douchebag. From the corpulent, aryan face, to the tribal tattoos, to the backward cap. Is there any way he’s not the worst example of humanity? Toss misogynist and animal abuser in for good measure.

During my extensive research for this blog, I discovered that the Winnipeg Free Press’s advice column is truly lit.

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

It still amazes me that an 8-bit processor has better clock management than Andy Reid.